Things to avoid:
- Wearing flip-flops
- Wearing flip-flops in a public restroom
- Wearing flip-flops in a public restroom while standing at a urinal
- Wearing flip-flops in a public restroom while standing at a urinal next to an old man
- Wearing flip-flops in a public restroom while standing at a urinal next to an old man with bad aim
........just trust me on this one okay?
