What a way to start things off...

Here it is, my first official blog......DANGGIT!!!.....I did it. I told myself I wasn't going to start my first official blog with a stupid trite cliche that's undoubtedly used by every virgin blogger on their maiden voyage. I was hoping to just dive off the platform into my lane and start breast-stroking with the pros. It would have been nice to start off with something clever and witty so that all you veteran bloggers out there would simply think I'm a seasoned professional that decided to branch off and explore some different venues. Instead I've proved to everyone that I'm a noob and completely inept at coming up with an original way of starting things off. But come on, throw me a bone here, you had to have started off that way too right? Maybe there's a reason it's cliche'. If everyone didn't do it, then it wouldn't be cliche' now would it? Well there you go, if it ain't broke, don't fix it.

So this is blogging....my thoughts are pouring from my brain, down my arms, and flowing from my fingers while this clever computer program captures them all to send off into cyberspace in a decorative little package so that other people as bored as myself can possibly get some meager helpings of entertainment out of them? I find that hard to believe...but it's just as well. This is probably somewhat beneficial for me in a therapeutic sense. Putting some of my thoughts down in writing may help to organize the chaotic mess of randomness that is pinballing around inside my head on a daily....hourly...even minutely (yeah I know, deal with it) basis. It certainly couldn't make matters worse.

Enough of the inane drivel. At the risk of ending my first blog in another hackneyed manner, I'm going to just let it trail off. No closing. No epilogue. No "this is Jordon, signing off...." I'm just going to stop. True, it may not have a "finished feel" but that's okay. From what I'm told, blogging is an ongoing dialogue, so it shouldn't feel "finished" after the first one. It should feel like there's more to come...and there is